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Welcome to the Sleep N’ Snore, a peaceful little inn nestled in the quiet hills of the country. Proprietress Minnie Barr and the inn’s staff, Manny Gerr, Kit Shennette, and Hoss Kepping are struggling to keep the inn afloat despite a recent rash of bad luck. Unfortunately things really start to heat up when Minnie’s “ex-” husband, Jack Cuzzi, makes an unexpected visit bent on blackmail!
Swing Your Partner... Dosey Die!
YEE HAH !! Not since the season finales of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars has the town of Dippentwirl, TN been so abuzz with anticipation and excitement. The International Heel & Toe Committee’s selected this syncopated little town to host it’sannual High Stepping Hoedown. Everyone’s dance card is full as a highly competitive group of hopeful hoofers take the stage to strut their stuff in this tense toe-tapping competition. But while most concentrate on whether they should promenade left or promenade right it soon becomes apparent there’s some killer competition this year! It may take two to tango but it looks like it may only take one to hustle up and electric slide into a homicide. Sheriff Albee Danged will have to stay light on his feet as he shuffles and shimmies through the conga line of clues constituting this cavorting caper!
Murder & Magnolias
Martha Monet, extravagantly rich southern socialite and Ginsu knife distributor, is hosting a party tonight for her twin daughters, Harmony Belle and Calliope Belle. Tonight marks the tenth anniversary of their father’s demise, and each girl will receive millions from Daddy’s trust fund tonight at the stroke of midnight. A medley of family and friends have been invited to participate in tonight’s festivities, but a pall is cast on the evening when we discover one of the twins has been murdered, a Ginsu knife embedded in her frail little back. In this murder mystery we pose the question, “Do blood-laced frocks come clean with Woolite?”
Death Al Dente
The Fettuccini family welcomes you this evening to the party being given by Don Al Fredo Fettuccini to announce his daughter Mara Narra Fettuccini’s engagement to Eddie Spaghetti—one of the Don’s faithful hammers. With all the Don’s “business” associates attending the party as well as the Don’s consigliore (the family lawyer) with his guest Penne Risotto, we can be assured there won’t be any trouble - unless someone in the family is cooking up a pot of trouble that no one was expecting.
Scandal on the Set!
Join us on the set of “The Hot and the Hunky” - Hollywood’s latest daytime drama. The set’s buzzing with activity as the crew sets up to film some steamy scenes with star, Luce Maurels.....as soon as they can pry her out of her dressing room where she’s smooching with her newest paramour, Lucky Enlof. Although you may witness some snide dialogue and a temper tantrum or two...don’t worry, it’s all part of the artistic process! These temperamental stars will kill to get the film in the can!
Number One With a Bullet!
It’s Ray Lynn Doggie’s big night! He’s celebrating the success of his first number one hit, “Thank God I’m A Country Star.” Everyone’s gathered for a rip-roaring night of fun as Ray Lynn receives his award. Friends, family, fans, record label executives and unsuspecting guests are caught up in the action when someone bites the bullet and everyone’s a suspect!
Murder and the Seedy Side of Town
Benjamin Bob Burpee, owner of Burpee Seeds and Soils, a top supplier of fine seed and the dirt to grow it in, has summoned the entire Burpee clan to meet for this evening’s repast. However, Ben Bob has more than bar-b-que on his mind. For some time he’s suspected that there’s something “not right” in the Burpee conclave, and tonight he plans to confront the culprit(s). But before long, Ben Bob may find himself pushing up daisies instead of planting them.
Benjamin Bob Burpee, owner of Burpee Seeds and Soils, a top supplier of fine seed and the dirt to grow it in, has summoned the entire Burpee clan to meet for this evening’s repast. However, Ben Bob has more than bar-b-que on his mind. For some time he’s suspected that there’s something “not right” in the Burpee conclave, and tonight he plans to confront the culprit(s). But before long, Ben Bob may find himself pushing up daisies instead of planting them.
Slay Bells Ring
It’s the annual holiday bash of Lyon, Cheatham, Killum and Barium, Attorneys-at-Law. There’s an abundance of Yuletide cheer due to the banner year the firm has experienced! All is calm (all is bright!) until a senior partner becomes the victim of a Christmas killer!
It’s the annual holiday bash of Lyon, Cheatham, Killum and Barium, Attorneys-at-Law. There’s an abundance of Yuletide cheer due to the banner year the firm has experienced! All is calm (all is bright!) until a senior partner becomes the victim of a Christmas killer!
Home-icide for the Holidays
Yul Logge and his lovely wife, Sylva Belle, are hosting the annual Yul Logge party at their opulent and ornate mansion. Tonight’s party offers an interesting assortment of family, friends, and business associates and has been eagerly anticipated as THE PARTY of the year. But as the egg nog flows, tongues loosen, and talk is that all is not well in the Logge family. Tonight’s festivities may well end in a fatality.
Yul Logge and his lovely wife, Sylva Belle, are hosting the annual Yul Logge party at their opulent and ornate mansion. Tonight’s party offers an interesting assortment of family, friends, and business associates and has been eagerly anticipated as THE PARTY of the year. But as the egg nog flows, tongues loosen, and talk is that all is not well in the Logge family. Tonight’s festivities may well end in a fatality.
A Stiff’s Upper Lip (A tale of Death & Taxes)
IRS agents are on hand at our dinner meeting this evening for a complete audit of the firm of Harumph, Snivelle and Wein since certain discrepancies have been found in the company’s tax returns, and rumor has it there has been a flagrant misuse of company monies. Those who are untainted by greed, avarice, and deceit will have nothing to worry about this evening. For others, it may be a day of deadly reckoning!
IRS agents are on hand at our dinner meeting this evening for a complete audit of the firm of Harumph, Snivelle and Wein since certain discrepancies have been found in the company’s tax returns, and rumor has it there has been a flagrant misuse of company monies. Those who are untainted by greed, avarice, and deceit will have nothing to worry about this evening. For others, it may be a day of deadly reckoning!
Dialysis of a Murder
It’s a lovely and special night at the Saline mansion. Tonight marks an important milestone in the career of Dr. Norm Al Saline, noted nephrologist. A host of friends and colleagues have been invited to toast the good doctor on this night when he plans to announce a medical breakthrough in his recent research project. Not all are applauding Dr. Saline this evening, and it soon becomes apparent that there are those who would be happy to end the good doctor’s research efforts....forever.
It’s a lovely and special night at the Saline mansion. Tonight marks an important milestone in the career of Dr. Norm Al Saline, noted nephrologist. A host of friends and colleagues have been invited to toast the good doctor on this night when he plans to announce a medical breakthrough in his recent research project. Not all are applauding Dr. Saline this evening, and it soon becomes apparent that there are those who would be happy to end the good doctor’s research efforts....forever.
Murder and Mai Tais
Capt. Hale N. Hardy and crew welcome you aboard the USS Jamaica for a fun-filled frolic across the ocean. Though the azure sea looks tranquil, it may be our luxury liner is cruising into danger, and we are headed for rough sailing. All is not as it seems, and it should come as no surprise that something sinister lurks behind the sun-kissed smiles of some of your fellow passengers.
Capt. Hale N. Hardy and crew welcome you aboard the USS Jamaica for a fun-filled frolic across the ocean. Though the azure sea looks tranquil, it may be our luxury liner is cruising into danger, and we are headed for rough sailing. All is not as it seems, and it should come as no surprise that something sinister lurks behind the sun-kissed smiles of some of your fellow passengers.
The Curse of the Carribean Corpse
Dr. Moe Rowe, biological researcher, geneticist and part-time re-animator of the dead was once renowned and respected. That was before the tragic lab accident that left him disfigured and insane. Now aided solely by his faithful assistant, Igg Orr, Dr. Rowe has retreated from the world to complete his work the creation of a “perfect” being. Tonight will mark the climax of the good doctor’s endeavors. He plans to re-animate the dead.....or die trying!
Dr. Moe Rowe, biological researcher, geneticist and part-time re-animator of the dead was once renowned and respected. That was before the tragic lab accident that left him disfigured and insane. Now aided solely by his faithful assistant, Igg Orr, Dr. Rowe has retreated from the world to complete his work the creation of a “perfect” being. Tonight will mark the climax of the good doctor’s endeavors. He plans to re-animate the dead.....or die trying!
A Hole in Juan
Welcome to Tiegah Woods, opulent forest estate of international businessman, playboy and former golf pro, Juan Ohvaparr. Today you will join a select few invited by Juan to join him for his “Iron Man” tournament—18 rounds of “killer” golf. But as the party unfolds, it may be that someone has been reading the green and finds one of our guests to be a moveable obstruction. Visiting Scotland Yard Inspector Niblick Mulligan may need your help if that someone goes for the penalty shot!
Welcome to Tiegah Woods, opulent forest estate of international businessman, playboy and former golf pro, Juan Ohvaparr. Today you will join a select few invited by Juan to join him for his “Iron Man” tournament—18 rounds of “killer” golf. But as the party unfolds, it may be that someone has been reading the green and finds one of our guests to be a moveable obstruction. Visiting Scotland Yard Inspector Niblick Mulligan may need your help if that someone goes for the penalty shot!
Machine Guns & Roses
It’s a very special night at the town’s most notorious dive, the Sippin’ Stiff Speakeasy. The Boss is back from an “extended vacation” out of town with his latest chanteuse, Fan Dancer Anita Mann. A shady group of gangsters and dames have gathered to get stinko over the big man’s return. The rumpus on the street says the night’s sure to be a hit! So dangle with your doll but keep your piece at the ready....’cause when mobsters and molls meet, there may be murder!
It’s a very special night at the town’s most notorious dive, the Sippin’ Stiff Speakeasy. The Boss is back from an “extended vacation” out of town with his latest chanteuse, Fan Dancer Anita Mann. A shady group of gangsters and dames have gathered to get stinko over the big man’s return. The rumpus on the street says the night’s sure to be a hit! So dangle with your doll but keep your piece at the ready....’cause when mobsters and molls meet, there may be murder!
Death to Disco
Tonight’s the grand opening of the “Polyester Palace” the theme club where the 70’s never died! The club is the dream of host, Bill Bottam, avid entrepreneur and party hound. Among the guests joining Bill tonight are his fiancée Shag Karpitt, business partner Warren A. Rugg, and the town’s dandiest dancer Mack Remay. Excitement fills the air as partygoers congregate to boogie down the night! This evening you’ll be wined, dined, & discoed till you drop or until someone drops dead!
Tonight’s the grand opening of the “Polyester Palace” the theme club where the 70’s never died! The club is the dream of host, Bill Bottam, avid entrepreneur and party hound. Among the guests joining Bill tonight are his fiancée Shag Karpitt, business partner Warren A. Rugg, and the town’s dandiest dancer Mack Remay. Excitement fills the air as partygoers congregate to boogie down the night! This evening you’ll be wined, dined, & discoed till you drop or until someone drops dead!
A Black Day at Bad Rock
Due to the bridge ahead being washed out, you’ve all been invited to stop awhile at Molly’s Tavern in the picturesque Western town of Bad Rock. It’s a dark time here in this once thriving frontier establishment. At midnight tonight Dewey Cheatum and his dear wife, Mai, will be taking over Molly’s overdue mortgage and kicking her out (just as they did recently to Miss Ruby, the town’s former brothel owner). Tensions are high this evening and everyone’s fingers are itching toward their six-shooter. The potential for murder hangs heavy in the air. So while travelers are encouraged to eat, drink, and make merry.....they’d best keep both eyes peeled and a close watch on their backs!
Due to the bridge ahead being washed out, you’ve all been invited to stop awhile at Molly’s Tavern in the picturesque Western town of Bad Rock. It’s a dark time here in this once thriving frontier establishment. At midnight tonight Dewey Cheatum and his dear wife, Mai, will be taking over Molly’s overdue mortgage and kicking her out (just as they did recently to Miss Ruby, the town’s former brothel owner). Tensions are high this evening and everyone’s fingers are itching toward their six-shooter. The potential for murder hangs heavy in the air. So while travelers are encouraged to eat, drink, and make merry.....they’d best keep both eyes peeled and a close watch on their backs!
Crinolines & Corpses
It’s 1860 and you are invited to join Sateen and Velvet Collar at the Filigree Plantation as they welcome home their brother Eton and his new wife, Lace, from their European honeymoon. An invitation to this gala is not to be passed up, and tonight’s guest list includes everyone who’s anyone in this Old South community from business rival, Burl Lapp (and his “kept” woman Silky Brocade) to the town’s most recent newcomer, Nick R. Bocker, a Yankee! Tonight’s festivities promise food, fun, frolic....and quite possibly a fatality!
It’s 1860 and you are invited to join Sateen and Velvet Collar at the Filigree Plantation as they welcome home their brother Eton and his new wife, Lace, from their European honeymoon. An invitation to this gala is not to be passed up, and tonight’s guest list includes everyone who’s anyone in this Old South community from business rival, Burl Lapp (and his “kept” woman Silky Brocade) to the town’s most recent newcomer, Nick R. Bocker, a Yankee! Tonight’s festivities promise food, fun, frolic....and quite possibly a fatality!
Kiss of the Death
The honor of your presence is requested at the victory party for the famous cast of the popular daytime soap opera “Love at First Kiss” as they celebrate their latest Golden Angel award triumph “Best Overacted Season.” Guests will include that ditzy diva of daytime dramas—Val Entine; the sultry siren of the cast, Doi Lee; and the adorable Venus DeMylo. Also joining us will be the woman responsible for the never-ending success of America’s favorite daytime drama—director, Needa Moore. Enjoy rubbing elbows with the stars as they celebrate their well-earned award and perhaps if you listen closely you will be able to catch one or two of the secrets of the set as the evening progresses. Who knows what may be taking place, maybe even ……..Murder!
The honor of your presence is requested at the victory party for the famous cast of the popular daytime soap opera “Love at First Kiss” as they celebrate their latest Golden Angel award triumph “Best Overacted Season.” Guests will include that ditzy diva of daytime dramas—Val Entine; the sultry siren of the cast, Doi Lee; and the adorable Venus DeMylo. Also joining us will be the woman responsible for the never-ending success of America’s favorite daytime drama—director, Needa Moore. Enjoy rubbing elbows with the stars as they celebrate their well-earned award and perhaps if you listen closely you will be able to catch one or two of the secrets of the set as the evening progresses. Who knows what may be taking place, maybe even ……..Murder!
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